Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny. — Sherry Argov Copy Share Image
The only very rugged part of the route is in crossing the Big Horn mountain, which is about 30 miles wide. — William Henry Ashley Copy Share Image
What i'm trying to tell you," Min said, "is that im going to grow up to be one of those chubby old… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I learned, too, how it was possible with the help of the picture and action to transform an apparently insignificant violin passage… — Anton Seidl Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to… — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I had a really good time in New Orleans, although I had some very tragic times in Baton Rouge. Some guys beat… — Ornette Coleman Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Eat only when you are hungry. Drink only when you're thirsty. Sleep only when you're tired. Screw only when you're horny. — Al Neuharth Copy Share Image
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something… — Adi Da Copy Share Image
I feel sorry for high school teams still named the Cougars. Now what does the coach say? Get out there and play… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but… — Cecily von Ziegesar Copy Share Image
Semi-automatic s have only two purposes. One is so owners can take them to the shooting range once in a while, yell… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house. — Levon Helm Copy Share Image
Joining Yes was one of those stupid things that you do sometimes. It was one of the two or three times in… — Trevor Horn Copy Share Image
There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation. — William Henry Ashley Copy Share Image
