Why is Anthony Amowitz using his pimp smile on you?” “You’re only calling him a pimp because he’s here. At Marcie’s.” “Yeah,… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the… — O. Henry Copy Share Image
The wolf in him demanded he kick (the door) down and claim her. The man in him just wanted to hold her… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa… — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
“The wise treat horniness like a hiccup; the foolish, like an asthma attack.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It’s something of a cliché, at least among war correspondents, that war makes people unusually horny; what it actually does is make… — David Burr Gerrard Copy Share Image
I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
