My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren Copy Share Image
I come home from work and I have a six-year-old I have to cook for, so to be completely honest with you… — Hildur Gudnadottir Copy Share Image
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I adore the fact that when I'm driving home from work, as soon as I hit my neighbourhood, I see people I… — Kelly Macdonald Copy Share Image
I've never seen my dad come home from work and not walk straight to my mom and ask her about her day. — Brett Young Copy Share Image
We were definitely not rich, but we were not poor. My mum always came home from work and did everything so that… — Riyad Mahrez Copy Share Image
“I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job.” — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“Make him stop drinking'. He prayed every night. " 'Lord, let my father die', he prayed very often. 'Let him not be… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Let's face it, you get home from work and what's the first thing that comes off? It's your bra, isn't it? You… — Denise Lewis Copy Share Image
I got hooked to American news like a great TV season. It plays like fiction. I would come home from work, and… — David Thewlis Copy Share Image
“Dads. Do your faces light up when you first see your child in the morning or when you come home from work?… — Dan Pearce Copy Share Image
I love sleeping in my son's silly racecar bed. I love watching hours of 'Yo Gabba Gabba.' I love long playdates with… — Marissa Jaret Winokur Copy Share Image
I think women sometimes stop flirting with their husbands, and you can't. Men want to want feel good - they want to… — Jessie James Decker Copy Share Image
Were you already here?" he asked. "Yeah." "Didn't you just bring her home from work two hours ago?" "Yeah." Tripp chuckled and… — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
When you're a child, the most important thing is to be able to live a life of comfort. You want to be… — Keegan-Michael Key Copy Share Image
Well, when you grow up in a family situation like in England, you're whole - we call it pub culture, and it… — Jason Bonham Copy Share Image
My daughter Maude, who's 10, is in love with Zac Efron. And I just did a movie with him called 17 Again,… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
We walked on the beach, fed blue corn ships to the seagulls, and munched on blue jelly beans, blue saltwater taffy and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
When Dad came home from work, he'd turn our family dinners into tutorials on business, money, sales, and profit margins. He shared… — Denise Morrison Copy Share Image
With a profession such as investing, people see the 'doing' as the buying and selling. It is difficult to come home from… — Dave Abrams Copy Share Image
“How can you approve of them? Does it not bother you that your son, your only son, the very last male to… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
crawling up into daddy's lap when dad was still DADDY nodding my head against his chest soaking in the comfort of his… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“I really am sorry, Micky, for what it's worth. You were the greatest thing that ever happened to me. You were my… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Gauguin was a stockbroker in Paris, married, had five kids. One day he came home from work and told his wife he… — James Frey Copy Share Image
“Only twenty-seven people in Britain can explain why the day after Christmas Day is called Boxing Day, but that doesn't stop millions… — Alan Beecheyyy Copy Share Image
“Here’s another question I have. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette? Are… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The point is that you have to work. And that's why the propaganda system is so successful. Very few people are going… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
“When the woman you live with is an artist, every day is a surprise. Clare has turned the second bedroom into a… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
“I draw a line down the middle of a chalkboard, sketching a male symbol on one side and a female symbol on… — Jackson Katz Copy Share Image
“It was in fact the ordinary nature of everything preceding the event that prevented me from truly believing it had happened, absorbing… — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
“Back out of all this now too much for us, Back in a time made simple by the loss Of detail, burned,… — Robert Frost Copy Share Image
“Motor-scooter riders with big beards and girl friends who bounce on the back of the scooters and wear their hair long in… — Jane Jacobs Copy Share Image
“And so Emma Morley walked home in the evening light, trailing her disappointment behind her. The day was cooling off now, and… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
“I pull back and tell him, “You’re amazing.” He gives me a soft smirk. “That is the general consensus.” I smile. “And… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“In hospitality, people vacation where you live. And so when I stay home from work it’s like a double vacation.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Oh, the first dish I learned to make, I think I was about 10 years old, I made my dad spaghetti and… — Jaleel White Copy Share Image
My kids are in school and in all these clubs - chess club, fashion club, you name it. When my dad came… — Omar Dorsey Copy Share Image
