The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English. He spoke 'Gym.' One day I was playing basketball… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Mary is God's masterpiece. Have you ever walked into a museum where an artist was displaying his work? Can you imagine him… — Scott Hahn Copy Share Image
Ryssa? How do you know her name was Ryssa? (Tory) Uh…I don’t. I just gave her a name. It seemed more polite… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
This can’t be happening. It’s just not possible. (Cassandra) Oh, well, let’s not have reality intrude now, shall we? I mean, hey,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
You know, or three kinds of ice cream bars and you'd see this and like this... okay they could clearly benefit from… — Sheena Iyengar Copy Share Image
Musicians and artists are not... it's not like politicians or something where you can't really affect them. There's not like this separate… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
There's also just socially, personally. There is something naughty about pot. There is something that is rebellious and outlawish and a kind… — John Buffalo Mailer Copy Share Image
Recently somebody said, "Hey, you lost weight," and I said, "Yeah, thirty-five pounds and three and a half billion dollars." So I'm… — John C. Malone Copy Share Image
Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Whatever your pleasure, I can facilitate. You need weed, you need meth - hey, you need Prozac, I'm your man. I know… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Hey you ...give me something to be happy about why dont you just give it a break and just make me freakin… — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
You know, I really think that when God puts together families, he sticks his finger into the white pages and selects a… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I almost rely on other people to say, "Hey, you ever hear of this band?" And I'll say, "Oh, I've never heard… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
I don't like the pitch count! How are you gonna develop your arm? If you're a track man you say, "Hey, you… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Hey, you've got the girl, I've got the picture. That's fair, right? — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
I have made new friends and have many new people that I know. But hey, you will always be a special part… — Stephen Lobo Copy Share Image
A lot of artists don't survive, do they? You work very hard and finally you get what you want and it destroys… — Joyce Johnson Copy Share Image
Everybody round you pretendin that they your partner, let you have a problem they won't even help you out — Kevin Gates Copy Share Image
There's not much I dislike more than being addressed as "Hey you" and being poked with a finger. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
The only time I ever follow Twitter is if I'm in a restaurant or something, just before I leave, to see if… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
