Republicans say that sex is bad, because with them it always is. It is!...I'm sorry, but they're just doughy, asexual, wonky, white… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard'… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
A good headline can make an advertisement good even if the picture is poor. — John Caples Copy Share Image
California's 74-year-old Senator Barbara Boxer announced she will not run for re-election in 2016. When I saw the headline '74-Year-Old Boxer,' I… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You say something stupid and the next morning you're in the headlines. — Barry Manilow Copy Share Image
Unsuccessful headlines were not written without a strong appeal, but it was the wrong appeal for that product and that audience. — John Caples Copy Share Image
I pride myself on never using a cuss word on stage. Ever. I headline in Las Vegas every year, and this summer… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
It's funny because when there's something written about me in Velonews or Cyclingnews, the headline isn't "the other" Armstrong; its Armstrong wins… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
Don't underestimate the value of beginning a headline by naming the people you want to reach. — John Caples Copy Share Image
Radio is better than writing because they can't lie. Cause sometimes writers be straight lying, bro, and these headlines be making me… — Vince Staples Copy Share Image
You can't travel the back roads very long without discovering a multitude of gentle people doing good for others with no expectation… — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
I'm tired of being scared, and I know you are too. Not that there isn't alot to be scared of in this… — Sylvia Browne Copy Share Image
Most of these people will never make the headlines and their names will not appear in Who's Who. Yet when years have… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm convinced that theatre is a horrible business. Make this the headline. You have to be on the spot every night as… — Walter D. Asmus Copy Share Image
I think there is always that kind of thing when you're opening that you just want to blow the headline band away. — Simon Taylor-Davis Copy Share Image
For every curiosity headline that succeed in getting results, a dozen will fail. — John Caples Copy Share Image
Kennedy invited us into the White House-the first time in the history of the White House picketers had been invited inside. This… — Peter Coyote Copy Share Image
Jay Abraham's client sent him $50,000 a month for a long time for writing one headline. That's what people who understand communication… — Eben Pagan Copy Share Image
Now, if you are like me - if you are like practically anybody in America - then you probably hold some negative… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
So, what exactly is the News-Press' unforgivable crime? Calling illegal aliens 'illegals' in a headline for a story about illegal aliens descending… — Michelle Malkin Copy Share Image
While consumer social like Facebook and Twitter gets the headlines, perhaps the greatest untapped potential for social networking lies in business applications. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
I'm not James Bond. There's your headline! It's very clear to me that he's the furthest from my character that it's possible… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I'm fully aware that if I were to change professions tomorrow, become an astronaut and be the first man to land on… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
