POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. I hope I didn't puke all over your sheets.2. What do you mean? I slept… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
![“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID. PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep…” quote by Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fdb/lauren-barnholdt-3965_books_dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-o_27613.jpg)
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