As if finding a guy to solve your problems isn't a contradiction of terms. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Guys can smell desperation. It triggers an instinct in them to run far and fast so they aren't around when a woman… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I turned to… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.” — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“So who told you that you had a chip on your shoulder?" "Never mind." I shoved a piece of lasagna int my mouth so… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Colton picked up a glass of cider and tok a sip. "We're not a couple, Olivia and I, so if you want to flirt… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
