Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You can always tell how a man will treat his wife by the way he treats his mother. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Madame Bellwings, Memoir Elf Coordinator, was not at all pleased with this request, because elves who write the memoirs of teenage girls… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?” I turned to… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be something specific… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“I never said you were supposed to be a jailer, i only said a normal person would have questioned why someone would create a… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.” — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“So who told you that you had a chip on your shoulder?" "Never mind." I shoved a piece of lasagna int my mouth so… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Colton picked up a glass of cider and tok a sip. "We're not a couple, Olivia and I, so if you want to flirt… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
New York is a nice place." "If you like concrete, crowds, and that claustrophobic, closed-in feeling. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“Let me guess - you're Grumpy?' He let out a humpf . ' And you would be too, if you'd just spent the last… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
The problem was that I'd never worn a bikini before. My dad doesn't allow them. He thinks even one-pieces show too much skin and… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
