If a kid calls his grandma "Mommy" and his mama "Pam", he's going to jail! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. — William Osler Copy Share Image
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN! ... Grandma please, stop sticking out your cane when people walkby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over. — Brandon T. Jackson Copy Share Image
Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME! — Dave Niehaus Copy Share Image
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well this Gypsy girl happens to have a grandma that can curse you so bad that your dick will turn black… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
I was raised by my Depression-era grandma who taught me to use what you've got: Waste not, want not! — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this. Zoey: How Grandma? Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver Copy Share Image
When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs. — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
My parents moved to the states when I was 6, so I was raised by my grandma in the Dominican Republic and… — Dania Ramirez Copy Share Image
I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Glutton things, those are things that are dangerous for me. My grandma and my aunt died of diabetes; I'm borderline diabetic. — Tanya Saracho Copy Share Image
I miss my parents. But still, my granddaughter, my daughter, my grandma, you know, so it's very important for me. You lost… — Carine Roitfeld Copy Share Image
My family's still loves my music. Every time they hear me on the radio they call my phone - my grandma even… — Young Chop Copy Share Image
“My grandma came over yesterday, and I had just jumped out of the shower, so I answered the door in my towel.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You can't do anything for a person who is stuck between being happy and being miserable. All you can do is get… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
My grandma said - when I was really young and I'd sing along to the radio - why do you sing in… — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
People get burned out in big families, you can even see it in the naming of children. Like the first kid, "You… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I'd always ask my grandma, who was so, so smart, why she didn't work, and she would explain that her parents didn't… — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm more politically-based as much as socially-based. My grandmother died on February 29th, and she kept all of my… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
My grandma used to make syrup for us because we couldn't afford it and I just played around with her recipe. I… — Farrah Gray Copy Share Image
My grandmother told a story that when they used to leave from Southampton to go into the City, because he had apartment… — Robert Davi Copy Share Image
The past was a consumable, subject to the national preference for familiar products. And history, in America, is a dish best served… — Tony Horwitz Copy Share Image
“He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. "Hey stranger!" he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. "I've… — Inna Swinton Copy Share Image
“Pray calm yourselves. I have eleven children, and I am twenty-six times a grandma, and I have seen them all through their… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
“Although she never went to the synagogue...Grandma [Lausch], all the same, burned a candle on the anniversary of Mr. Lausch's death, threw… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
Well," he said, "I think we've found our way in. We just wait until they're duking it out, but trust me, these… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“My mom doesn't like me, Neither DID my dad, now I'm left with my grandma ALONE!” — Chasity Warner Copy Share Image
They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart. — Camara Laye Copy Share Image
![“Although she never went to the synagogue...Grandma [Lausch], all the same, burned a candle on the anniversary of Mr. Lausch's death, threw a lump of dough on the coals when she was baking, a kind of offering, had incantations over baby teeth and stunts against the evil eye. It was kitchen religion…” quote by Saul Bellow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/cff/saul-bellow-558_augie-march_although-she-never-went-to-the-synagogue_100605.jpg)
