Golf Quotes · Page 83

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

— Mitch Hedberg

I would like to attract more minorities into the game. But it's extremely important that this golf look like - that golf…

— Condoleezza Rice

Every day you gotta bring it and you gotta perform. If you have one big bad hole and just hit a couple…

— Mark Calcavecchia

When people look at Bermuda, they see the beautiful beaches, the golf courses, the fishing, and that's what they should see. That's…

— John Layfield

I was shooting in the low 70s and 60s by the time I was 12. That's the great thing about golf. It…

— Bubba Watson

I like the golf and the snooker, too.

— June Brown

I played so bad, I got a get-well card from the IRS.

— Johnny Miller

It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink.

— Lawson Little

Golf's a great game, and you meet a lot of people along the way.

— Matt Kuchar

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

— Adam Carolla

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

— Henry Beard

McIlroy's taken the standard of golf to one level beyond where Tiger was.

— Colin Montgomerie

I have really enjoyed every minute I have spent in golf- above all, the many wonderful friends I have made. I have…

— Ben Hogan

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.

— Arnold Palmer

On a real course, I'd probably want to throw my club in the water if I hit a duff shot. I'll give…

— Jamie Vardy

I just hitch up my girdle and let 'er fly.

— Babe Didrikson Zaharias

We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

— Bruce Lansky

Ask yourself how many shots you would have saved if you always developed a strategy before you hit, always played within your…

— Jack Nicklaus

Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.

— Ken Venturi

I'm now unemployed. It's a weird feeling with no work, but at least there's still golf. Standup comedy is like my core,…

— Ray Romano

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

— Richard Roeper

Much of the fire with him [Ben Hogan] was lit by Byron Nelson, who came from the same town - the same…

— Dan Jenkins

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote…

— Bob Bruce

People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When…

— Gordon Strachan

I've got the golf hats, the tennis hats, the bucket hats. I got a hat for whatever occasion is needed. So I…

— Auston Matthews