I have a very good sense of humour. I love telling jokes, especially on the golf course. — Engelbert Humperdinck Copy Share Image
I go back there and all my friends are there when I have my golf tournament. They treat me the same way… — Jamie Farr Copy Share Image
If you'd offered me a 69 at the start this morning I'd have been all over you! — Sam Torrance Copy Share Image
“I made a pleasant discovery. You work hard at something eight hours a day, you get better. Not a lot better necessarily,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around… — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
Golf is the only game that pits the player against an opponent, the weather, the minutest details of a large chunk of… — Mike Seabrook Copy Share Image
I started playing in '98, but I got hooked by playing celebrity golf tournaments. Tiger had a lot to do with it… — Stuart Scott Copy Share Image
The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should… — Ben Hogan Copy Share Image
Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If I needed advice from my caddie, he'd be hitting the shots and I'd be carrying the bag. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Rhythm is best expressed in any swing directed at a cigar stump or a dandelion head. — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
Sport was an obvious favourite of mine, and not only golf. I was, and still am, a big rugby fan. — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
From Here to Eternity' happens to be fourteen-carat entertainment. The main trouble is that it is too entertaining for a film in… — Manny Farber Copy Share Image
Golf is a game of integrity. And golf is a game of forgiveness. I think the high standards of golf remind people… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
You have to be optimistic about golf. I mean it's physically demanding, particularly if you're on one leg. But it's psychologically demanding… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I developed osteoporosis of the personality. My thought processes became brittle. — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Off the court, most of my time is on the golf course. I spend my time golfing, mostly relaxing at home and… — Mike Conley Jr Copy Share Image
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
You are meant to play the ball as it lies, a fact that may help to touch on your own objective approach… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you… — Jackie Gleason Copy Share Image
It's great to be somewhat of a role model. I want to be a positive and good role model and lead by… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
In golf, you can battle a personal problem or a physical problem, but two distractions at once is very difficult to handle. — Paul Casey Copy Share Image
The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required… — Colin Falconer Copy Share Image
I grew up in Mossel Bay in South Africa on the Garden Route. It's really windy there, and I like it. I… — Louis Oosthuizen Copy Share Image
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There is only one categorical imperative in golf, and that is to hit the ball. There are no minor absolutes. — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
I went and took golf lessons so Dad would let me play with him. I was just terrible... but I was able… — David Hyde Pierce Copy Share Image
Videogames based on golf have often been viewed as, to mangle a phrase, a good walk through a virtual world spoiled. Connecting… — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
There have always been a lot of critics of competitive eating. You can be a critic of anything. It's easy to be… — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
To me, the most unhappy people in the world are the people ... in Palm Beach- Going to parties every night. Playing… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
Although practice swings Can be helpful things, Twere better, indeed, not take any Than to fiddle and fret And before playing get… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
The sound of a golf game is very different than the sound of a football game. — Parker Posey Copy Share Image
When I introduce my basketball friends to golf, I tell them to just swing halfway. The power is the easy part. — Andre Iguodala Copy Share Image
On the average, I don't spend more than 15 minutes in the car - to go to the golf course or the… — Dweezil Zappa Copy Share Image
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