Golf Quotes · Page 84

The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.

— Anonymous

Always throw your clubs ahead of you. That way you don't have to waste energy going back to pick them up.

— Tommy Bolt

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know…

— Clint Eastwood

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong

— Karrie Webb

That's great. They should put the hole in the fairway.

— Colin Montgomerie

Bliss—a-second-by-second joy and gratitude at the gift of being alive, conscious—lies on the other side of crushing, crushing boredom. Pay close attention…

— David Foster Wallace

The golf bag hurts my shoulder too much; I prefer to play football.

— Carlos Tevez

Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to…

— Harry Vardon

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

— Don Herold

Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.

— Bruce McCall

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.

— Ben Hogan

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. It's…

— Jack Nicklaus

You can't completely control the sport - Tiger Woods comes close. The test is against yourself and nature's own way. I find…

— Robert Redford

I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.

— King Edward VIII

The end of the story of Batman is he's dead. Because, in the end, the Batman dies. What else am I going…

— Neil Gaiman

I didn't push any of my kids into golf, and they played golf because they wanted to.

— Jack Nicklaus

Relaxing is important; I would like to do more! Golf is a pretty good attempt, but good television, I find, is a…

— Mark Hadlow

Boxing's a poor man's sport. We can't afford to play golf or tennis. It is what it is. It's kept so many…

— Sugar Ray Leonard

Hurry up Gene, I got a date tonight.

— Walter Hagen

This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and…

— John Daly

Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities…

— Anonymous

We all have experiences and memories from miniature golf. I had my first kiss at hole nine at Golfland.

— Jeannie Mai

“The golf links lie so near the mill That almost every day The laboring children can look out And see the men…

— Anonymous

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.

— John Updike

Golf at its measured pace permits an electric excess of mental activity.

— John Updike