I was a little stunned that we didn't get a coloring book with this menu. — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit. — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
I may go for it or I may not. It all depends on what I elect to do on my backswing. — Billy Joe Patton Copy Share Image
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. — Tommy Bolt Copy Share Image
Golfers are forever working on mechanics. My tennis swing hasn't changed in 10 years. — Pete Sampras Copy Share Image
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists. — Heywood Hale Broun Copy Share Image
If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!' — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Dogbert: Scientists have discovered the gene that makes some people love golf. Dilbert: How can they tell it's the golf gene? Dogbert:… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
A man who went to the 'footie' match on Saturday afternoon and played eighteen holes of golf was really doing his duty… — Donald Horne Copy Share Image
emerald as heavy as a golf course, ruby as dark as an afterbirth, diamond as white as sun on the sea... — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play… — Phil Blackmar Copy Share Image
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I've really got no complaints about the way I played, just extremely frustrating with the putter and I'm sure there's a lot… — Greg Norman Copy Share Image
My first assistant-coaching job in football was at William & Mary in 1961. The pay wasn't much, so to get $300 more… — Lou Holtz Copy Share Image
Donald Trump happened to be in Scotland on the very day, the morning after the Brexit vote. He's there to open his… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
The biggest takeaway for anyone seeking to write is this: don't go looking for the way other authors do their work. You… — Seth Godin Copy Share Image
Within a day of wearing the insoles, my feet felt more comfortable, and a week later I was able to go for… — Jimmy White Copy Share Image
That "I don't give a darn" attitude is probably why I've shot so many good final rounds over the years when I… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
People have kind of latched on with my personality and how I play golf and how I carry myself. It seems like… — Jason Dufner Copy Share Image
I'm just a golf enthusiast where I enjoy the game so much, and I'm excited. — Andre Iguodala Copy Share Image
I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really. — Len Goodman Copy Share Image
I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias Copy Share Image
Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree. — Babe Didrikson Zaharias Copy Share Image
I rarely go out, and I am not interested in golf or anything like that. — David Jason Copy Share Image
