Bad Quote by Jose Pablo Cantillo

The actual distance a bad golfer is going to hit the ball with any club obviously depends on many factors, not the least of…

— Leslie Nielsen

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

— Chipper Jones

Golf is really tricky. I feel like you either have to be a broadcaster, or a professional golfer or a golf instructor. If you're…

— Paige Spiranac

Professional golfer... what a life.

— Billy Bush

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his…

— David Feherty

My problem happens to be near-sightedness - inability to see distance. And this is pretty tough on a golfer.

— Arnold Palmer

You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game.

— Evan Esar

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

— Harvey Penick

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a…

— Arnold Palmer

No golfer can ever become too good to practice.

— May Hezlet

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

— Ben Crenshaw

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

— William Glasser

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

— Richard Armour

I'm pretty much an open book. I am a fanatic golfer and golf nut. If I have three free hours any day, my first…

— Thomas Friedman