Golf Quotes · Page 47

I just dress up what the Good Lord provides.

— Eddie Hackett

Not only are three-putt greens probable, at times they are an achievment.

— Charley Pride

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

— Mickey Mantle

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

— Jack Nicklaus

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

— J. C. Snead

I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.

— Ben Hogan

Concentrating for four hours will wear you out mentally.

— Sergio Garcia

In cricket, you should keep your wrist as straight as possible, unlike golf.

— Brian Lara

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

— Lee Trevino

Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth.

— Samuel Johnson

Prescott Bush was himself a president of the U. S. Golf Association at one time - 1935 - before he became a…

— Dan Jenkins

The best designs of all are organic, evolving from the subtleties of the ground they inhabit.

— Tom Doak

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

— Henry Beard

I love to be at Topeka Country Club. It's where I grew up. That's one course I'd play every day.

— Gary Woodland

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

— John Updike

I love to play tennis and golf, listen to music, watch baseball and root for the Redskins.

— Alan Greenspan

Went to 16 and hit a really bad 3 wood for my second shot and got stuck in the bunker about 70…

— Trent Dilfer

Videogames based on golf have often been viewed as, to mangle a phrase, a good walk through a virtual world spoiled. Connecting…

— Rob Manuel

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that…

— Mac Davis

You'd think a guy who has broken 35 bones in his body would have a high pain threshold, but mine is pretty…

— Evel Knievel

There are a lot of shots in golf I can't hit, but I try to hit them anyway. The frustration is not…

— Greg Maddux

I will say I love competing, and I was in a great era of playing with young Phil Mickelson and older Greg…

— Fred Couples

“I'm like an old golf-ball—I've had all the white paint knocked off me long ago. Life can whack me about now, and…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

The advent of the rubber ball was instrumental in creating an entirely different method of striking the object. The solid ball required…

— Harry Vardon

Game shows are like golf and tennis are for some men. It's not like going to work.

— Nipsey Russell

Dan would rather play golf than have sex any day.

— Marilyn Quayle

I never conduct business on the golf course.

— Antoine Arnault

There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.

— Dan Jenkins

If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable.

— Larry David

The first joke I ever told on stage was a golf joke.

— Colin Jost

A lot about golf is do with backing yourself to play well when you do play.

— Shane Lowry

She knows how to hang on to my money. I wish her mom were the same way.

— Orville Moody

I hope she misses the cut. She doesn't belong here.

— Vijay Singh

I think I was given a gift to play golf and to be mentally strong

— Karrie Webb

When I'm swinging well, nobody hits the golf ball any better than I do.

— David Duval

I'm a great believer that if you don't get the ball to the hole, it won't go in.

— Colin Montgomerie

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

— A. A. Milne

There are three types of golf: golf, tournament golf and Major championship golf.

— Grantland Rice

Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.

— Brent Musburger

I hate golf! I still can't believe Alice Cooper plays golf!

— Lemmy