“To the dead. Let’s think of them always, but not join them too soon.” — Richard Kadrey Dead Copy Share Image
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT. — Richard Kadrey Twenties Copy Share Image
That's what Glocks are. High-precision killing machines that scream "Daddy Issues. — Richard Kadrey Computers Copy Share Image
“Vices shouldn't be safe. They're what remind us we're alive and mortal.” — Richard Kadrey Mortal Copy Share Image
“Hell didn't make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.” — Richard Kadrey Fear Copy Share Image
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Barbed wire Copy Share Image
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
“If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and… — Richard Kadrey Hell Copy Share Image
“I wish I could say, “No more Mr. Nice Guy,” but the boat sailed on that one a long time ago.” — Richard Kadrey Long time Copy Share Image
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Cowboy Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at… — Richard Kadrey Mississippi Copy Share Image
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Idiots Copy Share Image
“The things we do to stay alive for another year. Another day. Another hour. The deals we make with the universe and… — Richard Kadrey Another day Copy Share Image
“You still think I have a good side?” “There's a search party out for it but I'm optimistic they'll turn up something.” — Richard Kadrey Optimistic Copy Share Image
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy… — Richard Kadrey Boxes Copy Share Image
“You don't have to be afraid of me. Eugene likes you. Doc likes you. That means I like you. We're all family… — Richard Kadrey Family Copy Share Image
“Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn't always easy. (Stark) You do… — Richard Kadrey Booty call Copy Share Image
I guarantee you I'm not going to forget your voice. We're going to run into each other down the road sometime, and… — Richard Kadrey Forget Copy Share Image
“That sounds like the sin of pride, Marshal. Better run downstairs and let Miss December flog it out of you. Webcam it… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead,… — Richard Kadrey Cards Copy Share Image
“Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts… — Richard Kadrey Language Copy Share Image
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian… — Richard Kadrey Clothes Copy Share Image
“I'm trying very hard not to think about anything I'm doing. Of all the iffy things I've ever done in my life,… — Richard Kadrey Corpse Copy Share Image
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red… — Richard Kadrey Black ice Copy Share Image
“Another scar or two won't ruin my pretty face." "Right." "Carlos, are you being polite? That's not why I came here for.… — Richard Kadrey Guys Copy Share Image
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee.… — Richard Kadrey Bartender Copy Share Image
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front… — Richard Kadrey Humor Copy Share Image
“Calm down. Deep breaths. Go to your happy place. Oh, wait. I don’t have one.” — Richard Kadrey Breaths Copy Share Image
When you're born in a burning house, you think the whole world is on fire. But it's not. — Richard Kadrey Born Copy Share Image
“It's so quiet and peaceful out here I'm getting bored with breathing. Maybe we'll get lucky and the world will go to… — Richard Kadrey Fingers crossed Copy Share Image
I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here. — Richard Kadrey Long Copy Share Image
“Is killing someone always like this?” “Just the first couple of times. After that it’s like folding socks. But that’s just me.”… — Richard Kadrey Killing Copy Share Image
Don't talk. Kill it." That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date. — Richard Kadrey First date Copy Share Image
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Librarian Copy Share Image
The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes. — Richard Kadrey Afternoon Copy Share Image
“You were a prick and a crook, but no one deserves to go out the way you went. I hope it was… — Richard Kadrey Prick Copy Share Image
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