Ay for real though, the number one question is: why is your girlfriend always where the sexing is? — Big Sean Copy Share Image
George Eliot is my only steady girlfriend. We go to bed together every night. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
A car is for giving a ride to your girlfriend not a place where to rape her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I watch the Discovery Channel, and you know what I've discovered? I need a girlfriend. — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Rafe, you have to die so I can keep living!” I do that and someone better give me an award for… — Melissa Giorgio Copy Share Image
“If you have a girlfriend and still can’t get laid; you better get a boyfriend” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
Oh, you and your girlfriend broke up? Lol don't even try...you already lost your chance. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery… — J.A. Buckle Copy Share Image
I'm in relationship. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my girlfriend finding bottles in the house or seeing… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
The average person is either a weakling, or just a happy person who wants to get along, or thinks being tough is… — Alex Jones Copy Share Image
My first girlfriend, when I was about 18, was a fashion designer, and my sister was a fashion designer as well. I've… — Johan Lindeberg Copy Share Image
“So that's it. It has one ex-girlfriend of mine. And it's not satisfied. It wants the only person left on this earth… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Christmas Tip: This Christmas instead of gifting your fat girlfriend a weighing scale, try gifting her a handsome fitness trainer and watch… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
I thought that I was going to be Mrs. Michael Jackson, but I was ready at 20 and 21 to get married,… — Stephanie Mills Copy Share Image
If you believe you have a just cause, an important message, or a key contribution to make, you will be just as… — Laurie Beth Jones Copy Share Image
My girlfriend took this picture but she didn't look at it till she got home. we had gone to Fremantle and it… — Craig Copy Share Image
“Pudge/Colonel: "I am sorry that I have not talked to you before. I am not staying for graduation. I leave for Japan… — John Green Copy Share Image
...then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted "She Walks in Beauty," which is like… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I get mad at my girlfriends when they say things about their neck or something, "My neck is a disaster," and I'm… — Rosemarie DeWitt Copy Share Image
Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says fix my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My hands might be hard my feet might be tought my skin ain't no city boys city's skin For I'm a hard… — Michael Country Copy Share Image
Telling a friend your over him & you don't care is a lie .. Because you know very well deep down ,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never used to watch horror films because I was a nervous type. I believed all the publicity about The Exorcist when… — Simon Boswell Copy Share Image
A Loyal Girlfriend Is Worth More Than The Biggest Diamonds Nowadays — DasHinG PriNce Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.” — Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
