If you want to do something dangerous... Don't tell your girlfriend! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Never compare with any-one b'cause she is your GIRLFRIEND but she is my BITCH, The only thing we're common is PAIN... — Testament Copy Share Image
We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades — Lisa Bonet Copy Share Image
If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus. — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend goes to Florida for spring break, that's not your girlfriend anymore. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I literally asked Giovanna to be my girlfriend the day I met her when she walked into assembly when we were 13,… — Tom Fletcher Copy Share Image
My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron...and a lot like Patrick Ewing. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“Either my girlfriend's collection of "Sex in the City" memorabilia goes or I do.” — Duncan Whitehead Copy Share Image
Every GIRL wants a BAD BOY who is Gentle only for HER and Every BOY wants a GOOD GIRL who is Naughty… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good… — Spalding Gray Copy Share Image
Sometimes I definitely shut people out. I can be that sort of girlfriend who crosses her arms, shakes her head and says,… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
I try not to blame the public, because the public - men, especially - have seen not great portrayals of women in… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
I put her on my plate then I do the dishes She my motivation, I am her transportation Cause I let her… — Khalifa Firas Copy Share Image
I've become really good at turning down the boring, pretty girl roles, the trophy wife, supermodel, beautiful girlfriend roles. I mean, playing… — Rebecca Romijn Copy Share Image
I love to cook and really enjoy cleaning my house. People always tease me about getting a maid. My girlfriend tells me… — Amy Weber Copy Share Image
I mean, you can't have sex until you're married if you're Mormon. The first time I had sex, my parents found out.… — Bert McCracken Copy Share Image
Dash is for sure straight!" Boomer announced. "He has a super-pretty ex-girlfriend named Sofia, who I think he still has a thing… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
Staring into Hugh Hefner' s eyes, I didn't see a man four times my age with ten times more girlfriends than most.… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Yesterday I wrote the majority of a song called 'Burn the Nightclub Down' which was about kind of driving into Cleveland full… — Rhett Miller Copy Share Image
Here's the story: 25 years ago, I had my lips injected with silicone. Stupid thing to do at 24. I saw 'Beaches.'… — Lisa Rinna Copy Share Image
I always used to say to my ex-girlfriends that I could never take a good photograph of them, because there was too… — Rankin Copy Share Image
I also wanted to be like my brothers, physically, and yet not physically. So I would constantly - and I think nowadays… — Shirley Geok-lin Lim Copy Share Image
I think you can totally be a totally normal kid from the suburbs of Chicago and go off and play shows. It's… — Patrick Stump Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
In high school, I had fun in my academic clubs, watching movies with my girlfriends, learning Latin, having long, protracted, unrequited crushes… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
![“Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard…” quote by Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/33f/nalini-singh-293_believe_should-ve-thought-of-that-before-you-tol_1746314.jpg)
