I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Beckendorf closed eyes tight and brought his hand up to his watch. from that distance, the explosion shook the world. Heat seared… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends… — Jason Spezza Copy Share Image
Men and women have different ideas of what constitutes tidiness. I tend to think it's about things being clean, but my mum… — Joe Thomas Copy Share Image
“No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.' 'Bummer. Sounds like you need a… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I'm somebody's ex-wife, and I did things that drove him nuts. And now I'm somebody's girlfriend, for many years, and I've got… — Nicole Holofcener Copy Share Image
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Bad boyfriends don't disguise themselves; their girlfriends do it for them. — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
I read somewhere that tongue-kissing was coined as an insult to the French reputation of sexual promiscuity. Apparently, American soldiers returned home… — Alexia Landeau Copy Share Image
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I'm not against marriage, but I think it is not as important to me as it is for other people, for example.… — Enrique Iglesias Copy Share Image
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net! — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Actually my relationships with my girlfriends have become that much deeper and more profound, because I'm like, huh, yeah, I don't have… — Zoe Bell Copy Share Image
I have always tried to be a woman who protects other women. I have a sister, I have daughters, I have girlfriends,… — Nicole Kidman Copy Share Image
Louie brought his new girlfriend over, and the nicest thing I can say about her is all her tattoos are spelled correctly. — Robert Harling Copy Share Image
Never marry the person whom You love and who doesn't love you back, because when that person hurts You all the time,… — Nushra Copy Share Image
Shh!” the guy beside me hissed again. “Blame him,” I told the guy, pointing at Patch. The guy craned his neck back.… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“My girlfriend was able to con the couples therapists for many years before it emerged she had been having affairs the entire… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis… — Helen Slater Copy Share Image
and the truth was that most of Nash's friends weren't that bad. Their girlfriends were another story. Speaking of bloodthirsty hyenas... — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Wives and girlfriends really shouldn't be anywhere near the band. Not at all. Anyone who's listening to their girlfriend, they shouldn't be… — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
Having girlfriends is... I can't do it. It doesn't mean I don't hang out with girls. It just means that I don't… — Jaden Smith Copy Share Image
