No matter how many gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon, if you already set your heart for someone, you will hardly… — Nushra Copy Share Image
When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
You think your girl is old news, but someone waiting for you to slip thinks she's the morning news. — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
It's a whole nother aspect of this life that most people have no idea about. There's the loved ones, the wives, the… — Chuck Ragan Copy Share Image
I think that the work that's left to be done - and I see the end in sight at this point -… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
Anyone who has ever scanned the bookshelves of a new girlfriend or boyfriend- or peeked inside his or her medicine cabinet- understands… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
Walked right by an ex-girlfriend today. Not on purpose, I just didn't recognize her with her mouth closed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Get your hand off me,” I exclaimed, voice loud with misplaced anger as I yanked away from his grip. “I’m a professional,… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The time for crying with your girlfriends about a broken heart is over chocolate ice cream and chick flicks—not stun guns and… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide… — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can be in the worst PMS, Mercury in retrograde, most awful circumstance - and then if my girlfriends and I are… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I've always been the go-to girl for all of my girlfriends in terms of relationship advice or clothing advice. — Molly Ringwald Copy Share Image
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think you couldn't do this role or you couldn't be Frankie Valli himself unless you had a natural falsetto. And I… — John Lloyd Young Copy Share Image
I'm not not looking for a girlfriend, but I'm not particularly looking for a girlfriend, either. I'm not knocking having a relationship;… — Chace Crawford Copy Share Image
