“Pudge/Colonel: "I am sorry that I have not talked to you before. I am not staying for graduation. I leave for Japan… — John Green Copy Share Image
Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
My girlfriend has the greatest story as to why she isn't religious anymore. When she was a kid, like 12 years old,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Once in lifetime someone breaks your heart & if you still feel to hold that person with every broken piece......thats amazing pair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. — Holly Valance Copy Share Image
I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 29, and I thought it was because I'm in a wheelchair. And I realized… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is despicable. I just found out she flirted with my brother, during my mom's funeral, while I was asleep. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
I'm not the girl that sits at home on a Saturday night plaiting her girlfriend's hair, drinking tea and watching romantic comedies. — Ricki-Lee Coulter Copy Share Image
When you are not missing something, longing for something, you don't really think about it that much. It's like that girlfriend you… — Danica Patrick Copy Share Image
“It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I received a phone text that looked like it was sent to a lover from my girlfriend. She had a story to… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
She's my best friend but I love her more than a friend. I hope that faith pulls us closer together. — Gian Lewis Copy Share Image
Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am. — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
When I was in the 12th grade, I got my girlfriend pregnant. I just got out of school, she was a 10th-grader.… — Ice T Copy Share Image
“I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Ask any woman how she makes it through the day, and she may mention her calendar, her to-do lists, her babysitter. But… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
So apart from writing letters home to your fantasy girlfriends,"Ben says, walking backwards, "what do you guys do out here without television… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
I want to fall in love, I think. I've never. I know. Everyone I know's been in love or in relationships now… — Cara Delevingne Copy Share Image
Over the past six years, my girlfriend and I live on our boat two or three months a year. It's just one… — Travis Rice Copy Share Image
GIRLS DON'T DRESS FOR BOYS, THEY DRESS FOR THEMSELVES. IF GIRLS DRESSED FOR BOYS, THEY'D JUST WALK AROUND NAKED ALL THE TIME. ;) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
