The funny thing about being a preacher's kid is when you're playing tournaments on Saturdays and Sundays, you miss a lot of… — Christopher Eubanks Copy Share Image
You have to be careful on the deck, because of the "hatches," which are holes placed around a sailboat at random to… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
That nickname was given to me by Steve Nash when I came to the league and nobody could say my last name,… — Goran Dragic Copy Share Image
“ the way people treat shifters can be amusing." "Discrimination is never funny." "You're a righteous woman, Kim. I like that." "How… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
America is a funny place; it's a land of extremes, I think. There's fantastic, and there's gobsmackingly dreadful. In every realm you… — Passenger Copy Share Image
The funny thing is that, for some reason, people think when you're pregnant, you have to start wearing maternity wear and wear… — Coco Rocha Copy Share Image
Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says Im on my period: Priceless. :) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Hanna' doesn't maintain social norms. She doesn't have those boundaries. She speaks her mind and is very physical and funny. — Esme Creed-Miles Copy Share Image
There's a very apt saying in show business: "If you don't go over budget in Paris, you're either very rich or very… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I feel like my comedy voice is to take the news and everything that's happening and put a funny spin on it… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“I'm sure I look like a drowned cat." "You look fine. The wet look works for you." I scowled. "Now I know… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I only had girlfriends when I became an adult. I was always playing with boys when I was a kid. And I… — Susanne Bier Copy Share Image
“I was just about to open the door, when it opened up right in front of me. And there stood my parents.… — August Westman Copy Share Image
You only have to solve two problems when going to the moon: first, how to get there; and second, how to get… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
When you say 'Bedtime, bedtime, bedtime!' that's not what the child hears. What the child hears is 'Lie down in the dark...… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“At this, Gansey rolled over onto his back and folded his hands on his chest. He wore a salmon polo shirt, which,… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Aelin would likely laughed to see him now. The man who had stumbled out of her room after she’d declared that her… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
In case of emergency exits can be located at the sign out, delete, deactivate, mute & block features Thank you for flying… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or… — Moby Copy Share Image
Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly… — Arthur Wallis Copy Share Image
Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est" ("They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Something which is called a feast -- unfortunately, sometimes the appetiser is better than the main course; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. “And ice cream in one of those waffle cones.… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Funny isn’t it?” said Sebastian. “The lies good people tell. He’ll probably make you eggs every day for the rest of your… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A sponge is a funny animal to center a show on. At first, I drew a few natural sponges - amorphous shapes,… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“Tod crossed his arms over his snug white T-shirt, silently giving me the floor. Fortunately, I was prepared. "Sabine ambushed me in… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Johnny Sain don't say much, but that don't matter much, because when you're out there on the mound, you got nobody to… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
Who controls the past now controls the future Who controls the present now controls the past Who controls the past now controls… — Zack de la Rocha Copy Share Image
In this age of crowds in which I have determined to be a solitary, perhaps the greatest sin would be to lament… — Thomas Merton Copy Share Image
Anyone buying this book is going to be out a tidy sum if he is sucked in by the title. I wish… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“He patted my shoulder. "What's up with you? All of a sudden, you're bucking the system." "i got drunk and had an… — J.C. Isabella Copy Share Image
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. It's embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was… — Keanu Reeves Copy Share Image
