The same God who created Rembrandt created you, and you are as precious in God’s sight as Rembrandt or anyone else. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
“You can't sleep beside me,' I hissed. 'I'm not.' With the edge of his blanket in hand, he draped it, along with… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night. We went to the store cupboard to make out, but we ended up sharing… — Michael Summers Copy Share Image
“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and… — Nicole McKay Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
It's funny, but I always feel really safe on the streets of London. It's the most inspiring place to be in the… — Pete Doherty Copy Share Image
I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
As a child, one of my defense mechanisms was to try to be funny. My mom tried to nurture that by putting… — Ian Gomez Copy Share Image
When I was 18 I met with a terrible accident. I was thrown out of a car window... by the boyfriend of… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light.… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
A friend of mine is trying to do a documentary where he brings Jewish and Arab comedians to occupied territories in Israel.… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
“His eyebrows pulled in. “You won’t leave me, right? Even when I’m a pain in the ass?” “I vowed in front of… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“They say the content and the cover are the most important things when it comes to a book or a novel, right?… — Jimmy Tudeski Copy Share Image
It could be seen as narcissistic to have your own museum, but for me, it's such a long time ago - I… — Bjorn Ulvaeus Copy Share Image
“But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and… — S.K. Logsdon Copy Share Image
“A sense of humor is a serious business; and it isn't funny, not having one. Watch the humorless closely: the cocked and… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
This year's Olympics will be replacing the women's beach volleyball bikinis with uniforms that are less revealing. The stricter dress code was… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
We can't play stupid hockey, dumb hockey, greedy hockey, selfish hockey. We have to put the team ahead of our personal feelings. — Terry Crisp Copy Share Image
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When the good pictures come, we hope they tell truths, but truths 'told slant,' just as Emily Dickinson commanded. — Sally Mann Copy Share Image
When people ask me what 'American Pie' means, I tell them it means I don't ever have to work again if I… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you. — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter how many people adore you or how skinny, successful, smart, talented, funny, kind, or compassionate you are. None of… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
“Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I explained my opinion of the ship’s logic. “That is a strange designation,” said the ship. “While I have certain organic elements… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or… — Billy Magnussen Copy Share Image
I'm crossing my fingers that you asked me on a coffee date because you're a sober alcoholic as opposed to unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far Ive finished two… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
“Jake wasn't about to be seduced like some schoolgirl. Not by a man who went by the unlikely name of Tornado, not… — Chris Owen Copy Share Image
If I'm ever at a mall or some kind of place where there's a lot of younger girls, some people will recognize… — Jake Epstein Copy Share Image
Lying in bed in the middle of the night deciding whether its worth it to get up and pee or if you… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Mariah is a beautiful and talented person, and I've had a crush on her for as long as I can remember. Every… — Nick Cannon Copy Share Image
Journalists aren't supposed to praise things. It's a violation of work rules almost as serious as buying drinks with our own money… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Do you really think Card's tell us future?? If they do,i raised my hand to the love of god and got you..!!!… — Nikhil Copy Share Image
The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“His fingers lightly grazed my cheek. "I didn't know you before. When you're not there, I can't concentrate. I'm wondering where you… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
I will say it once, I will say it twice and I will say it a third time but if I have… — Jasmina Siderovski Copy Share Image
“Haley took a deep breath and said,“I’m gay.”“You’re gay?” the obnoxious guy who’d been sniffing around her and bugging the heck out… — R.L. Mathewson Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to do, don't tell me what to say. And please, when I go out with you, don't put… — Lesley Gore Copy Share Image
