We all know he was talented but he was also a very smart, kind, funny individual and his personality and presence will… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
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My girlfriend broke up with me because she says I listen to way to much Linkin park but in the end it… — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
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Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand in malls because.. . . If he leaves her hand.. She'll go shopping!! It looks ROMANTIC… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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There have been moments where I laughed at my own family's culture, though it's hard to separate out whether something funny is… — Lulu Wang Copy Share Image
There are a lot of funny motels. There was one motel in the middle of nowhere: it was real plain, but it… — Fred Schneider Copy Share Image
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“Oh please," Scout said."Don't take that tone with me. You know you'd love to have a minion. Someone at your beck and… — Chloe Neill Copy Share Image
If you like dry humor, Henrik Stenson thinks he's very funny, but I think I'm very funny in a dry sense as… — Tommy Fleetwood Copy Share Image
It's funny: now we're starting to do interviews, we've just begun to understand what we're doing, whereas before, without doing interviews, we… — Siouxsie Sioux Copy Share Image
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All the commercials on TV today are for antidepressants, for Prozac or Paxil. And they get you right away. "Are you sad?… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
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A friend has to asks you whats wrong, a good friend has a shoulder for you to cry on, but a best-friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Gabe!” she calls. “Dr. Gabe.” He looks at her blankly “Don’t you know me? You’re my OB-GYN.” Gabe’s eyes move instinctively from… — Alan Eisenstock Copy Share Image
I don't want to do something for the sake of doing it. I want it to be a great role and I… — David Faustino Copy Share Image
I like having a beard. What's funny is when you shave a beard, you realize how freezing cold your face is! The… — Adam Scott Copy Share Image
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
God, grant me the serenity to accept the stupid people as they are, the courage to maintain self-control and the wisdom to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitler was a vegetarian. Just goes to show, vegetarianism, not always a good thing. Can in some extreme cases lead to genocide. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
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Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two Kit-Kats fall out of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I find it funny that when a girl says, Oh I'm so fat, or the I'm so ugly a guy who hears… — Amanda Day Copy Share Image
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