Everytime I hear that dirty word exercise ,I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The cool thing about playing is that the more you do it, the better you get. — Steve Vai Copy Share Image
Can't believe people still go to the gym when you can just post it as your status and go have some ice… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Traveling has less to do with seeing things than experiencing them... — Nicholas Sparks Copy Share Image
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
When I started my program... there was a big clock in the corner and I looked and it said nine o'clock exactly.… — Sarah Hughes Copy Share Image
Why tell social networking sites that you're on your period? Nobody cares if your uterus lining is leaving your body — Amit Verma Copy Share Image
It's not bad enough I am exiled? It's not bad enough you take away the few good heroes I'm allowed to meet?… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
When I was a kid my parents used to tell me, "Emo, don't go near the cellar door!" One day when they… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I'm not mad keen on comedy that points the finger at people and ridicules them. I don't find that very funny. I… — Caroline Quentin Copy Share Image
When you reminisce, you don't say, 'Remember that time you got sued by so-and-so?' No, you say, 'Remember when we played here… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
What is enlightenment, anyway? I don't know if I can really put it into words, perhaps you can. I can't. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered.” — Nights Raven Copy Share Image
I always had funny stories to tell, but my family members never laughed at them. — Bhuvan Bam Copy Share Image
It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
Change Of plans.. I'm Not Posting a Video of Me Singing Beaucse I Sound Like a Dieing Cat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Middle Age - When you want to see how long your car will last instead of how fast it will go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The English laws punish vice; the Chinese laws do more, they reward virtue. — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God is everywhere and in everything and without Him we cannot exist. — Mother Teresa Copy Share Image
I've wanted to do things; I wanted to build things, to get something going. — Walt Disney Copy Share Image
“Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.” — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
