Though I have looked everywhere / I can find nothing lowly / in the universe. — A. R. Ammons Copy Share Image
Happiness and health must be earned by absolute control of the emotional nature. — Florence Scovel Shinn Copy Share Image
The Devil made me do it the first time - the second time I done it on my own — Billy Joe Shaver Copy Share Image
“Hush up, minx. You're a funny one, but you're certainly more likable than unlikable.” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I hate it when I'm drinking and somebody tries to correct my Vodkabulary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny because Hollywood is such a small place that everyone really is less than 6 degrees of separation. — Kevin Connolly Copy Share Image
A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Real frontier-busting math explores new worlds . . . . If you can communicate that experience, somewhere between math and uncertainty, life experience provides the balance. — John Madden Copy Share Image
“There was a few seconds' pause. Then Amit said: I meant, what were you thinking just now. When? said Lata. When you… — Vikram Seth Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But yeah, it's funny because I used to talk so fast before 'Gilmore Girls' and it took me several years of auditioning… — Liza Weil Copy Share Image
“The waitress walk away. Everyone look's at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady,' 'Funny Face,' 'American in Paris,' and 'Singin' in the… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
“Good so be would you if, duff plum of helping second A," said the Bursar. The table fell silent. "Did anyone understand… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
My favorite review described me as the cinematic equivalent of junk mail. — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
The characters I usually get offered are described as 'none too bright' or 'funny but a little air-brained.' — Didi Conn Copy Share Image
Like, I feel like I'm funny, despite the fact that I keep getting rejected by people less funny than me. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
“It's funny how a person can be right all the time and still be wrong.” — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday. — Hannah Cole Copy Share Image
Could I but know all, I would have the faith of a Breton peasant woman — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
If you can see your path clearly in front of you, it's probably someone else's. — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Get in the van. — Myothersweetangel199 Copy Share Image
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. — Fats Domino Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be that funny young guy who people were like, 'This is the next Belushi or Farley.' — Paul Walter Hauser Copy Share Image
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Replace what you don't know about the future with what you do know about God! — Christine Caine Copy Share Image
When the question is either/or, the answer is almost alwaysboth/and. — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
I'm just funny enough as a comedian to know I'm not good enough to be a comedian. — John Popper Copy Share Image
Stop waiting for prince charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot maybe stuck in tree or something. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: the one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You help someone's health, and you prevent them from infecting others. — Anthony S. Fauci Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
