If u r stressed, you'll get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So, y don't u smile & get dimples? — A Josland Copy Share Image
Lost time is like a run in a stocking. It always gets worse. — Anne Morrow Lindbergh Copy Share Image
Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband. — John Parrott Copy Share Image
You are a human with one life and it is up to you to make it the best life you can. — Dan Howell Copy Share Image
I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sign in a vegetarian restaurant: All we are saying is give peas a chance. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I didn't think I was a humorless shrew in 'Knocked Up.' I think the women are just as funny as the men… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
“You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently… — Sulari Gentill Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Man is the measure of all things, of things that are that they are, and of things that are not that they… — Protagoras Copy Share Image
I don't think the expectation is that the 'Psych' musical is going to be 'Rent,' so I think as long as we… — James Roday Copy Share Image
All that God is, and all that God has, is at the disposal of prayer. Prayer can do anything that God can… — R. A. Torrey Copy Share Image
“Erm…I don’t know maybe for kissing me and tasting so damn delicious, maybe for holding my hand in public, maybe for looking… — Becca Lee Copy Share Image
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Hannibal Buress keeps popping up. His delivery cracks me up. He's smart and funny. — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Someone asked someone who was about my age: How are you? The answer was, Fine. If you don't ask for details. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
My wife is a Bisexual. I have to Buy her things, for her to become Sexual… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You need to tune into a different way of being funny for kids. They're learning the rhythm of a joke. — Graham Linehan Copy Share Image
God has a part,and we have a part. God will not do our part and we can't do His part — Mike Bickle Copy Share Image
Pictures make a lot of money doesn't determine whether the experience was... — Andy Garcia Copy Share Image
When people ask me plz because it's shorter than please. I tell them no because it's shorter than yes . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys, I had nothing to live for, but then I got a discount on my Cellphone bill. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Sometimes our power resides not in what we do, but in what we don't do. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The blonde raced across the cookie package because the instructions said, Tear along dotted line. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its funny, when we were little we hated to take a nap, now we would give anything for one! — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
Dancing's not work. You can't call it work. A day I don't dance is a day I don't live. — Wendy Buonaventura Copy Share Image
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