The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly. — Francois La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
It's a small town, it has only a few docks ... now they are in a trap. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
You have to do the work. You have to make the opportunity. It doesn’t find you, you find it. — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When learning becomes you, then it appears as you need it, when you are being you. — Chungliang Al Huang Copy Share Image
Words are small straitjackets when put around creative flourishes and maneuverings. — Robert Genn Copy Share Image
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I came into the room, which was half dark, and presently spotted Lord Kelvin in the audience and realised that I was… — Ernest Rutherford Copy Share Image
I'm tired of all this nonsense about real beauty is inside you.That's deep enough. I mean what do you want, a 'gorgeous… — Bishwajeet Pattnayak Copy Share Image
“What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever played on another camper? Connor: The golden mango! Travis: Oh, dude, that was awesome. Connor:… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I think that people are going to think of me however they want to think of me, whether it's female or gay… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
“Lunch started off tense after our heated moment. Thank goodness for Blake. Kai was warm toward him, reserving his coolness for me.… — Sweet Peril Wendy Higgins Copy Share Image
“What?” he asked in a low voice. “You looked like you spent your last joy bill.” He hissed, “What does that even… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
When things come at you very fast, naturally you lose touch with yourself. — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
“Shit," Delia said. "I mean, shoot. No, actually, I mean shit. I really do.” — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Our image of happiness is indissolubly bound up with the image of redemption. — Walter Benjamin Copy Share Image
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We are not to tell nature what she’s gotta be. She's always got better imagination than we have. — Richard P. Feynman Copy Share Image
My husband is so gregarious and open and funny and such a people person. — Jeremiah Brent Copy Share Image
In school they call it Bullying but at work they call it Upper Level Management. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some pain shouldn’t be wished away so easily. It has to be dealt with, even embraced. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Being punctual every time . . . people will think you have nothing better to do — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Walter Plinge, the inventor of predictive text, has died. His funfair will be hello on sundial. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
