The question is not what you look at--but how you look, and whether you see. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
You are authentic when everything you say and everything you do you ACTUALLY believe. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I roofied you because I wanted you naked … and afraid, " Tyler says again in a sinister voice” — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
You want everyone to be great and funny. I'm not saying I'm great, but I'm funny. — Jon Lovitz Copy Share Image
If my mum or my wife says that something isn't funny, I know I've struck gold. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
If a woman has her tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette watch out. She's having a terrible day. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, whenever I'm working on something, I kind of forget there's a lot of people watching. It makes it… — Michiel Huisman Copy Share Image
What intrigued me about him was his intelligence, his humor. I'd been all over the world. I had started a career. At… — Cindy McCain Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook, where you can stalk your exes, freak out your frends, and go from normal to bi polor in 30 secounds! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know what you are, Sam Brody?" she whispered, wrapping her arms around his neck. "A big, fat tease." They both knew… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view,… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I feel slighted for not being invited to your wedding that I would have totally ruined with drunken antics or not gone… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Height of Addiction: Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!… — Sadie Copy Share Image
For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
Death is meaningless to the living because they are living, and meaningless to the dead… because they are dead. — Epicurus Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet someone new, I always ask the same question... 'So, what do you do? — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone. — Donald Woods Winnicott Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s not about how much pressure you put on, it’s how good you are at taking it off. — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
The environment isn't over here. The environment isn't over there. You are the environment. — Oren Lyons Copy Share Image
“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be tickled by an orphan.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
We don't have to start all over again and try to keep the slate clean. There is no more slate. — Jerry Bridges Copy Share Image
I don't think any writer is a friend to the reader if he or she is not funny. — Amitava Kumar Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The Eucharist is everything, because from the Eucharist, everything is — Peter Julian Eymard Copy Share Image
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“That's easy," Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...” — Les Standiford Copy Share Image
Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
The most real of all splendors are not in outward things, they are within us. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
