One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all that is unlived in you blossom into a future graced with love. — John O'Donohue Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love you like crazy, And u call the mental hospital and said he is mental co'z he is crazy… — Rohit Copy Share Image
Some blogs have become the best check on monopoly mainstream journalism, and they provide a surprisingly frequent source of initiative reporting. — Harold Evans Copy Share Image
Four miracles of womanhood: getting wet without taking a shower; bleeding without getting hurt; giving milk without eating grass; and making boneless… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
I did Scottish footballer of the year this year, attempted to do some comedy at that. Not the brightest people in the… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“I launched into my speech, it took me a few seconds to realize that the only one listening was max (the dog)… — Sammi Carter Copy Share Image
You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think… — Pete Fountain Copy Share Image
I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty… — Michael Jordan Copy Share Image
I was told to hand over my disposable lighter, to prevent, I suppose, any threat of "Do what I say or I'll… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I could go back in the direction I had come from, or I could go forward in the direction I intended to… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament the present. — Lilian Eichler Watson Copy Share Image
Funny how the one you'd take a bullet for is sometimes the one pulling the trigger. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Before you ask for Rosh Hashanah off, make sure you know what Rosh Hashanah is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
By the time I was 25, I was a full-on neg head - and not in a funny way, either. — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Instead of using technology or wearing technology constantly, we will start becoming technology, — Neil Harbisson Copy Share Image
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
If you're a dude and it takes more than 20 seconds to take of your jeans because it's tight,You Gay ! — Boat_Grandberry Copy Share Image
Stealing and cheating is a great talent but getting caught is a great sin… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has a funny way of working out when you start to believe it never will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis Copy Share Image
And write what you love - don't feel pressured to write serious prose if what you like is to be funny. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
