Of all that Heaven produces and nourishes, there is none so great as man. — Confucius Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's not about how fast you go. It's not about how far you go. It's a process. — Amby Burfoot Copy Share Image
Would you rather have an overachieving 3-Star, or an underachieving 5-Star? — Bret Bielema Copy Share Image
If a wig is funny when it's two feet tall, why not make it three feet tall? Or ten? — Chris March Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here is my prescription to heal all wounds. Watch the film 'Funny Girl' at least five times, eat at least 45 chocolate… — Beth Ditto Copy Share Image
All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard.… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Arabella- Why you felt it was imperative for me to leave my house in a traveling trunk is still beyond me. You… — Jen Turano Copy Share Image
“Just look at the fellow, standing there like a bloody Greek god. Do you think she chose him because of his intellect?”… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
You cannot over estimate how infantile men are about sex! Men are people that have sex BECAUSE they have a headache... or… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
All of my family members have had moments where they're upset with me because I'll cavalierly write a story just to be… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
Learning to code is the single best thing anyone can do to get the most out of the amazing future in front… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
Mom: Have you seen my daughters? guy: The really tall one and the short black one? MOM: Yeah!! thats them, where are… — Amber Smith Copy Share Image
I maintain that I never expect anything, therefore Im always pleasantly surprised. — Lianne La Havas Copy Share Image
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. — Ken Dodd Copy Share Image
Hey baby, feel my sweater. You feel that? That's boyfriend material. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“Wait a minute, hold on... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain ? ” — Caroline Goode Copy Share Image
I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear. — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
That really annoying moment when you can't find the long side of the blanket. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, writing is remembering something funny that happened, or maybe something I said seven years ago. — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
I, who have never willfully pained another, have no business to pain myself. — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
“Does Playboy still run fiction?” “I have absolutely no idea, Melinda,” he said, grinning.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. — George Burns Copy Share Image
Set Your Goals High Enough To Inspire You And Low Enough To Encourage You — Green Monk Copy Share Image
To hear something asks very little of us. To listen places our entire being on notice. — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
