Intellectually, I loved my job, but I didn’t get any meaning from it, — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
The only high-tech, battery-powered superhero I'm interested in this weekend is the one in my nightstand. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny cause I miss you, but I don't want you. It's like a been there done that kinda thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. — Milton Jones Copy Share Image
“He was still furious at Quinn, but they were—literally—all in the same boat now.” — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“This is how I lose weight: Time to raid the stores and buy as much junk food as I can! OOPS! Oh,… — Sarah Willey Copy Share Image
I found myself declaiming, full flower, for an hour on the "utmost importance and urgency" of Blogging, telling him in no uncertain… — Tom Peters Copy Share Image
I’m not a religious person; I would call myself an atheist. I don’t have a good story behind it, I’m just reasonable. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
When I started writing this blog more than years ago, it was in response to traditional media's habit of twisting interviews to… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
It would be amazing if we got someone like Sarah Silverman on the show, not having a script and just being herself.… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in 'Annie', is as funny as it gets. — Katherine Parkinson Copy Share Image
Grammar.The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If reviewers don't mention your work, it's probably better than if they do — Roger Deakins Copy Share Image
As Danand Ian over at the Lifestyle Business Podcast say: Rush to failure. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
I'll post quotes and pictures later, but right now I am dead tothe world from lack of sleep! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's the fear of what comes after the doing that makes the doing hard to do. — Tony Kushner Copy Share Image
For of the soule the bodie forme doth take; For the soule is forme, and doth the bodie make. — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
The harder you work when nobody’s watching the less you bleed when it’s time to perform. — Brandon Jennings Copy Share Image
The season when to come, and when to go, to sing, or cease to sing, we never know. — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. — Jason Love Copy Share Image
The more you know, the less you have to carry. The less you know, the more you have to carry. — Mors Kochanski Copy Share Image
What do you call a dog with no legs?dont matta what you call him he aint gone come.'' — Donovan Burke Copy Share Image
Who am I? is the only question worth asking and the only one never answered. — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
It's funny how most people love the dead, once you're dead, you're made for life. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. — David Richerby Copy Share Image
Note to self: 1. Buy a sword 2. Name it kindness 3. Introduce kindness to your friends to your enemies…… — Brandi Isaacs Copy Share Image
