Relationships would be easier if people came with a 'Clear History' button. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
...you can render to God and humanity no greater service than to make the most of yourself. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
“You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!“ Kennedy hisses. "And you have the chest of one.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to stand up for yourself...you may get your ass kicked, but you stood up for yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gradually stopped wondering, ‘What life do I have?' and began to consider, ‘What life can I build? — Christopher Reeve Copy Share Image
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
“Funny how we'll do things for people after they're dead that we wouldn't do for them while they're still alive.” — John G. Hemry Copy Share Image
“Let me ask you something, in all the years that you have...undressed in front of a gentleman has he ever asked you… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“You know that's why mermaids swim around topless all the time, right? It's because their boobs are too big and all bras… — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
Been wit ur ex iz like repeating the same grade again...lol...its like...u already been threw it & ull b doN da same… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and youre getting your ass hammered by guystheres no better feeling than… — Matt Stairs Copy Share Image
“I think you've confused being enthralled with amusing yourself by irritating me.' 'Possibly,' he remarked. 'I do find pleasure in that.' He… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I CRY EVERYDAY PEOPLE JUST DON'T SEE . THEY HURT ME IN MANY WAYS. BUT THEY JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY. I TRY… — Amber Monkman Copy Share Image
Study to know Him more and more, for the more you know, the more you will love Him, — George Whitefield Copy Share Image
I don't want to wear what every other women wears. I won't be dictated to. — Bianca Jagger Copy Share Image
“It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.” — Morrissey Copy Share Image
Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You are the source of all that exists around you; you are the creator of your own world. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Love! Beyond meaure - beyond death - it nearly kills. But one wouldn't have been without it. — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Those that have an attitude of service towards others are the beauty of society. — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
Do you suppose that God has any need of our works? What God needs is the resoluteness of our will. — Teresa of Avila Copy Share Image
Ibn Taymiyyah lived poorly. He was imprisoned and threatened. But I have never seen anyone as happy as him. — Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya Copy Share Image
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't. — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I'm bored. Maybe I should leave the house and check twitter from somewhere else. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
I make funny videos of me playing video games, and I share those moments. — PewDiePie Copy Share Image
I start writing songs first as an entertainer, and I like funny stories that wrap up with dignity. — Jens Lekman Copy Share Image
