Domino's Pizza: 'Now made with real cheese!' Me: What the fuck did you use before!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.” — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
Money can't buy you happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a MERCEDES than on a BICYCLE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore. — Malcolm Muggeridge Copy Share Image
Comedy characters that take themselves very seriously, but are actually fools, is so funny. — Natasia Demetriou Copy Share Image
I like things that are funny - in everyday conversation, in incidents that you see, in watching TV or watching film. Comedy… — Patrick Stewart Copy Share Image
There is this idea in comedy that you don't want to look like you care about your appearance because that takes away… — Steve Howey Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and funny. It's… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Let death be daily before your eyes, and you will never entertain any abject thought, nor too eagerly covet anything. — Epictetus Copy Share Image
“Never a dull moment,” he muttered. They’d been flash and bang from the first moment they’d met. “Yeah, well, if you weren’t… — Abigail Roux & Madeleine Urban Copy Share Image
I have learned from an early age to abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as… — Leonardo Da Vinci Copy Share Image
The angels stand between us and God, but they are translucent, even transparent, and they beckon us to penetrate their luminosity. — Peter Wilson Copy Share Image
Science is a tribute to what we can know, although we are fallible. — Jacob Bronowski Copy Share Image
Life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get! — Forest Gump Copy Share Image
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil because she wants to see what she is getting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Although every novel is derived directly from another novel, there is really only one novel, the Quixote. — David Berlinski Copy Share Image
We are all very ignorant. What happens is that not all ignore the same things. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
With families and music, you're usually looking for something that can make you unique. — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
The more you recognize the immense good within you, the more you magnetize immense good around you. — Alan Cohen Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A legal custom which turns a man into the captive audience of his wife; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let no-one say the past is dead, the past is all about us and within. — Oodgeroo Noonuccal Copy Share Image
When the girlfriend and I get in an argument, I begin to believe in flying saucers...and plates, pots, mugs... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But literature, I discovered, can also save you. Truly. Over the cliché and through the truth, it can save. — Porochista Khakpour Copy Share Image
If a country is not worth protecting it is not worth claiming. — George Rogers Clark Copy Share Image
Once you start classifying and trying to identify your own comedy style, you've ceased to be funny. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
