It is one thing to make a mistake, and quite another thing not to admit it. — Stephen Covey Copy Share Image
When you host a show you have to hopefully be funny at the top and set the tone for a really fun… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
It's actually a very unpleasant experience to read a Nature paper, or to read a Science paper. — Randy Schekman Copy Share Image
I just want to be successful enough to make others do the work that I'm being paid to do. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish. — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Boy : I really like you. Girl : Cool story bro, how many other girls did you tell that to ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible. — Leslie Nielsen Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
AT&T is now offering a new service that allows you to pay your bills through your TV screen by using your remote… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Tennis is a funny game, and it takes a life-time of keeping one's eyes open on the circuit to have any chance… — Sania Mirza Copy Share Image
What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing… — David Jason Copy Share Image
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also… — Tessa Thompson Copy Share Image
You're 28, why are you going to goth clubs? Do what I do, sit at home & wait to die. You don't… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I am one of the unpraised, unrewarded millions without whom Statistics would be a bankrupt science. It is we who are born,… — Logan Pearsall Smith Copy Share Image
“Lovers do things together! They rent videos, they ride Ferris wheels, they go out for pizza, they play Scrabble. They . .… — Shannon McKenna Copy Share Image
To change is to live, to live is to change, and not to change is to die. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do. — Hemant Smarty Copy Share Image
You are already one with God; you want to become consciously aware of it. — Wallace D. Wattles Copy Share Image
“Yes it is" Eragon said before his courage left him "just like you” — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment — Betty White Copy Share Image
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 363,847 times, you must be the weather man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Money is that thing that you work so hard to save but gets spent so easily. — Jang In-hwan Copy Share Image
In some patients, Lyme disease can be fairly easy to treat while in others, it can feel like a never battle. — Florah Copy Share Image
I don't play roulette, but it's funny: whenever somebody I know is going to Vegas, I'm like, 'Put it on black.' — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40. — Roy Bean Copy Share Image
I am often asked how I got into the business. I didn't. The business got into me. — Leo Burnett Copy Share Image
Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and you end up slipping on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The NFL lockout is inspiring me to follow my dream of finding new ways to avoid spending time with my family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I went to rehab [for alcoholism] in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
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