Sometimes We ignore the obvious because we get too caught up in being hopeful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Neither you nor the world knows what you can do until you have tried. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Resolve was never stronger than in the morning, after the night, when it was never weaker — Mike Leigh Copy Share Image
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley Copy Share Image
Teach what is inside you. Not as it applies to you, to yourself, but as it applies to the other. — Tirumalai Krishnamacharya Copy Share Image
“Man, Grandma, what big hair you have." "The better to style with, my dear.” — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I like Colbert because he's funny, and he's cool. He knows how to have fun and doesn't stick his nose up to… — Kimberly Guilfoyle Copy Share Image
Both Miss Lavinia and Miss Clarissa had a superstition, however, that he would have declared his passion, if he had not been… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It's spelled, like, S-E-R-G. I always thought it would be funny if I called my son 'Sir.' Like calling your daughter 'Ma'am,'… — Pamela Adlon Copy Share Image
According to the laws of physics a Bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but a Bumblebee doesn't know this, so it flies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that. You can't explain why the tide goes in. — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
I've never been funny. I don't think I'm funny. People say I'm funny. I go, 'No. No. I'm not.' But again, knowing… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
Everyone knows that a man can marry even if he reaches the age of 102, is penniless, and has all his facilities… — Amy Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im still waiting for the day that I will actually use all the Mathematics formula in real life ! — Carissa Aydaa Copy Share Image
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Those who analogize the federal budget to a family's budget must know nothing about either. — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she staresat you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It had to be hammered home quite a bit because I didn't see any humour in my life at all. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to talk quieter , To see who's really listening .. ¥ — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Do you remember—” “Fuck, yes.” Merrick stood. “And if you’re telling this story, I’m getting the bottle.” — KJ Charles Copy Share Image
Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Hey do you like water? Yeah... Good, then you already like 70% of me. — Kapil Choudhary Copy Share Image
Amis is a force unto himself There is, quite simply, no one else like him. — Jonathan Yardley Copy Share Image
I love in you everybody, I love through you the world, I love in you also myself. — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Have you not watched it yourself? Whenever you are total in something there is celebration. — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I know it might be kind of ironic, but I like funny films and documentaries. — Danny Lloyd Copy Share Image
There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.. — Khalid Abdul Muhammad Copy Share Image
