Having confidence is so important, because how you see yourself, is how others will see you too. — Fergie Copy Share Image
Dans une grande a" me tout est grand. In a great soul everything isgreat. — Blaise Pascal Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I sayI hate you, just remember that you're really the only thing holding me together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I work in a "you scratch my back, and I'll stab yours" kind of a place. — Kevin Kelly Copy Share Image
Homework: do me, do me, do me, do me, do me Internet: dont listen to that slut — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I came in several times and spoke, but perhaps you were asleep when I thought you were awake.' 'You are very considerate… — R.K. Narayan Copy Share Image
Unionism, seldom if ever, uses such powers as it has to ensure better work; almost always it devotes a large part of… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people? They're limiting their chance to find a soul mate,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I enjoy self-publishing & sending publishers rejection letters. They're like, 'Who is this guy?' And I'm like, 'the end of your industry.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“I'll take these," Danny said, reaching for the bouquet. Just as Kevin was holding them out – and still trying to keep… — Failte Copy Share Image
“I said I was sorry, Dani..." Kevin said, as they entered the apartment. "I'm so not talking to you." "I couldn't help… — Failte Copy Share Image
Sorry, I cant hangout. My uncles cousins sister in laws best friends insurance agents roommates pet goldfish died; maybe next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
He or she who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your phone goes dead in the middle of a interesting conversation... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
When I was young I afraid of dark. Now when I see my electricity bill I'm afraid of light. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The alliance of two people, one who never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wouldn't take a bullet for you, because if I have time to jump in front of the bullet, you have time… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny. — Pawnrwt Copy Share Image
I coughed in the morning & then entered my symptoms on internet . Now according to WEBMD I will die tonight. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You're all beautiful. And you shouldn't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Troye Sivan Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
This is a vast frontier that's going to take us awhile to understand. It was very lunar, desolated, isolated. — James Cameron Copy Share Image
Being a musician is a given for me-I didn't have much choice in the matter. — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side got cut off? He's all right now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Magic and all that is ascribed to it is a deep presentiment of the powers of science. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. — Dean Martin Copy Share Image
