For Halloween I'm gonna be emotionally stable. No one's gonna know it's me. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
You are authentic when everything you say and everything you do you ACTUALLY believe. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
The question is not what you look at--but how you look, and whether you see. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I meet someone new, I always ask the same question... 'So, what do you do? — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
“I had no idea how to respond, and opted for a smile, which serves me well on most occasions (not if it's… — Gail Honeyman Copy Share Image
“Christopher felt a smile -his first genuine smile in a long time- pulling at his lips. "Does Miss Hathaway have many suitors?"… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
When I was younger, my sister thought it was funny to pretend to punch me in the face because my mom was… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I Die... I want to Die Like My Grandmother... Who Died Peacefully in her Sleep... Not Screaming like all the passengers… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a baby, there is a baby and someone. — Donald Woods Winnicott Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s not about how much pressure you put on, it’s how good you are at taking it off. — Buck Brannaman Copy Share Image
The environment isn't over here. The environment isn't over there. You are the environment. — Oren Lyons Copy Share Image
Death is meaningless to the living because they are living, and meaningless to the dead… because they are dead. — Epicurus Copy Share Image
Sorry there's no Instagram filter to make you look less drunk in photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now. — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. — Boyle Roche Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What you call knowledge is an attempt to impose something comprehensible on life. — Carl Jung Copy Share Image
There is something about seeing myself improve that motivates and excites me. — Jackie Joyner-Kersee Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyone has idols but they'll never be them, be your own. — Chris Time Steele Copy Share Image
As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house. — George Lopez Copy Share Image
“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.” — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
For those who woke up in a Fussy mood this morning do me a favor, punch your spouse in their fucking face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm am not a great man I am just a man who has ideas and forces them on to the public via… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
