If I could not be persuaded into doing what I thought wrong, I will never be tricked into it. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
The only problems are the pests. You see, most places have mice or mosquitoes. We have...dragons. — Hiccup Copy Share Image
Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time. — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
“Remind me to show you the latest e-mail from Courtney," he said now, kicking at a rock on the sidewalk. "You won't… — Aimee Agresti Copy Share Image
Every man is a creature of the age in which he lives; very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I started writing 'Southern Baptist Sissies' right after I had written the screenplay for 'Sordid Lives', so that's when I started on… — Del Shores Copy Share Image
I rarely sit down to write something. I usually have an experience and relate it to somebody and go, 'There I connected… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“you think you've never been wrong before?"-alex "sure i have why just last week I bought bobbi brown sandwash petal lip gloss… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
It was quite a macho world I grew up in, but it was always cheeky and funny, and the women were the… — Lynne Ramsay Copy Share Image
I was watching MTV and there were girls dancing in suspended cages. That would be an ambivalent situation: "I'm trapped! ...but enjoying… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's funny that when people reach a certain age, such as after graduating college, they assume it's time to go out and… — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate you. Im just saying if you got his by a bus, I would be driving that bus.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must remember that some things legally right are not morally right. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time. — Martin Lawrence Copy Share Image
Dear normal people, I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. Sincerely, lighten up, you only live once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I watch a lot of TV, I drink a lot of coffee, but you know what's really addictive? Heroin. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital. — Kenneth Kaye Copy Share Image
It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills. — Tori Spelling Copy Share Image
I have a theory that women don't fart, they hold it in until it comes out as drama. — John Vercetti Copy Share Image
Everyone keeps telling me the right guy will come around, but I think mine got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important. — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
Common sense is merely the deposit of prejudice laid down in the human mind before the age of 18. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Condoms are like women...most of the time they're pretty annoying, but you need them to get laid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heres something to think about: How come you never see a headline like Psychic Wins Lottery? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Breakin' in cribs with a crowbar I wasn't poor, I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r' — Big L Copy Share Image
Shitday, shitday, shitday, shitday, Friday! Saturday! Sunday! and shitday again. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
