I never like to be the same, whether it be comedy or drama, funny or serious. — Faith Prince Copy Share Image
Drunken behavior will not be tolerated, except by those who are being hilarious. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
It's funny, but three of my early films were with Liam Neeson, before Liam Neeson was a big star. — Fred Melamed Copy Share Image
Looking at my keyboard and I see that U and I are together but under them is JK — Ana Chable Copy Share Image
“Impressive,' Ash murmured. I stared at him. 'What is?' 'You.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right. — Andy Biersack Copy Share Image
Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“What have you done to your hair?” Mom’s broken voice said, pinning me back to this tiny hospital room. “Holy shit!” Icka… — Phoebe Kitanidis Copy Share Image
Everyday life is pretty funny and pretty ridiculous and occasionally really great, though not all the time, and that's all part of… — Owen King Copy Share Image
Ever wonder about the true purpose of mosquitoes? I'm thinking it must be God's source of amusement... watching us slap ourselves! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
School tomorrow same shit fake bitches annoying teachers ratchet hoes fake thugs unnecessary drama annoying ass people — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
What's not to love about us! People got to know Misty and me in Athens. We've continued to be successful and continued… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“He’d never been shy, but he’d always been a little uncertain around girls. He just couldn’t believe they liked him.” — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
You can only possess what you experience. Truth to be understood must be lived. — Charlie Peacock Copy Share Image
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Don't ask yourself what you did wrong; ask yourself what you did right. — John Kessel Copy Share Image
Shakespeare said, "Kill all the lawyers." There were no agents then. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
They are going to surrender or be burned in their tanks. They will surrender, it is they who will surrender. — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Copy Share Image
“He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.” — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
Dear young girls losing their virginity; If your age is on the clock, youre too young for the cock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For we are so preciously loved by God that we cannot even comprehend it. — Julian of Norwich Copy Share Image
If you have complete control over the damned thing, you're not going fast enough. — Carroll Smith Copy Share Image
“Am Anfang war Gott? It may have been true, but it was not germane.” — Stephen Craig Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you possess something but you can't give it away, then you don't possess it... it possesses you. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
Everything is made in China... Except babies... They're made in the VaChina... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I'm just so, so grateful that I have this fanbase that are so funny and supportive and interested. — Maisie Peters Copy Share Image
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you will it, it is no dream; and if you do not will it, a dream it is and a dream… — Theodor Herzl Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
