Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
It's so funny, you go to acting school thinking you're going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught… — Lupita Nyong'o Copy Share Image
“The reason faeries don't like iron is that it ties them too strongly to this world. The Paths aren't part of this… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“How do you want me to give you that warning?” he added, grinning. Sweat rolled down his chiselled back and he wagged… — Adele Rose Copy Share Image
“Have I come at a bad time?" she managed to say without guffawing. I believe I said something on the order of… — Jeffrey Cohen Copy Share Image
*Calling someone I don't want to answer* *Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail. Please go to voice mail..*… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“He’s not that smart.” “She’s right,” Augustus says. “It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.” “Right,… — John Green Copy Share Image
It is not what you do, but what you stop doing that matters. — Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj Copy Share Image
During physics class I always think that: when am I going to use this in my life ! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Never let them see you in public after you've turned 35. You're finished if you do! — Norma Shearer Copy Share Image
Provide good content and you’ll earn the right to promote your product. — Guy Kawasaki Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel pretty good about myself. Other times I eat the whole bag of M&Ms... — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I'd love to come celebrate Canada Day with you but I've already spent all my money on healthcare... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We and we alone have the power to change our lives, and we can choose to do so at any moment. — Debbie Ford Copy Share Image
Most men don't realize their wife's worth till a judge decides the alimony amount — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Leadership is like beauty - it's hard to define but you know it when you see it. — Warren G. Bennis Copy Share Image
Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
In the beginning it was just about the business - now it's about the brand. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
