I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray Copy Share Image
I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is. — Kevin Keegan Copy Share Image
If you are what you eat...then why don't I remember eating a bowl of sexiness — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
Aren't you, uh..." Clary searched for the right word. "Reproducing? — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Why do we call it truth or dare when we all know it's really Who do you like or Awkward sexual task. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
People often think that I am funny and crazy, but I think they have also come to love me for it. — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
Things were different when I was single though, and I'd go out all the time and dudes would do their thing. i… — Ashley Scott Copy Share Image
It was funny that rank-and-file evangelicals were ahead of all the leadership. They saw for decades conservative Republicans had made promises to… — Jerry Falwell, Jr Copy Share Image
I basically started performing for my mother, going, 'Love me!' What drives you to perform is the need for that primal connection.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
The truth is really funny. It's uncomfortable sometimes, it's dramatic sometimes, but it's really funny. Life is funny. — Chris Messina Copy Share Image
“Thank you,” she says and yanks the pull-tab off the soda can. She takes a big sip and aaahs. Then she takes… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
I had a strong vision for 'The Best Man Holiday,' so I was able to translate that to the actors and ultimately… — Malcolm D. Lee Copy Share Image
I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
It's funny, because '1600 Penn' was the first time I really started to read the reviews, because I am an executive producer… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
Only through absolute loyalty to each other can the few control the many. — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you. — Judy Sheindlin Copy Share Image
“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.” — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.” — Stephen Herfst Copy Share Image
Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobies look real! — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
God is God and I am not. I can only see a part of the picture He's painting... — Steven Curtis Chapman Copy Share Image
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
We can fly, you know. We just don't know how to think the right thoughts and levitate ourselves off the ground. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
The bubble's been engineered to allow us to learn from within it. — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
Reengineering cannot be entrusted to the semi-competent, the hangers-on with nothing better to do. — Michael Martin Hammer Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
It's liberty or death! It's freedom for everybody or freedom for nobody! — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Right now I'm just single, but I'm really looking forward to the day when I'm happily single. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I played in a death-metal band. People either loved us or hated us. Or they thought we were OK. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
All problems have solutions. If you do not see the solution for the problem, do not think about the problem. — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
I've had a very laughable career and what has seen me through is my sense of humor. — Linda Gray Copy Share Image
