God doesn’t work on sense; He works on grace. God called you, and God called me. He knew what He was doing. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
So you call it love, and its obviously lust? Who was your grammar teacher? — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Podcasts feature comedians being as funny as they can be in a non-censored situation. It's really akin to standup in a way.… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I knew I could rap a little bit, which is not the most unique way for being funny. The more I did… — Lil Dicky Copy Share Image
To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
The shortest period of time lies between the minute you put some money away for a rainy day and the unexpected arrival… — Jane Bryant Quinn Copy Share Image
If you're an aspiring show maker, and you have the means to sit around for a few months, you should be making… — Pendleton Ward Copy Share Image
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And for a minute, maybe longer... everything that threatens us, threatens to save us. — James Galvin Copy Share Image
Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
Banker: One who lends you an umbrella on a fine day and demands it back when it rains. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When teaching your foreign girlfriend the english alphabet,its only fair you start by giving her the d — Chad Houston Copy Share Image
Sorry): I haven't been on but I admin/own a lot of sucessful pages (: SOO LIKE FOR QUOTES — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I meow at cats and they don't meow back.. Unbelievably rude.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate when you go to the kitchenand know exactly what you want to find out someone already freaking finished i — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is not supposed to be funny. Its supposed to tell the truth and then that's funny. — Paula Patton Copy Share Image
I met the girl of my dreams last night, then Something Inside My Pants woke up — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.” — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
My dog watches me on TV. So, if I may take this opportunity, "No! No! No!" — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
If we can be sufficient unto ourselves, we need fear no entangling webs. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
Janhvi is a goofball. She is unintentionally funny sometimes. Even intentionally, to give her due credit! — Ishaan Khatter Copy Share Image
I don't know what makes you so screwed up, but whatever it is, it works. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
