Being sued by your own record company, that's even better than receiving a Grammy — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. — Oscar Levant Copy Share Image
Some people need to have eggs thrown at them.Brick shaped eggs..made of brick. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. — WC Fields Copy Share Image
The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered. — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
The biggest risk for this generation is to have a haircut from a new salon..!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I honestly love any good chick flick, as long as it's a good movie or pretty funny. 'Love Actually' is a no-brainer. — Matt McGorry Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you're funny and working in education, I think the perception is that you're either inspirational or awful. So which was I?… — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I am a teacher. Pay close attention - this will be on the test. You don't wreck buildings. You don't take children… — Yoko Copy Share Image
During a photo-call with fellow Olympic gold medallist Duncan Goodhew- Pity Steve Ovett didn't show up. Then we could have had the… — Daley Thompson Copy Share Image
We'll be perfect roommates as long as you never touch anything of mine and leave the second my friends come over. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Often the inspiration to write music comes from the voices in your head. You’re not crazy. Just be thankful they are not… — Shannon Alder Copy Share Image
I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
When you really really want to slap someone do it...just make sure to say 'mosquito' when you do it — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
The mere possibility provides no warrant for denying what I clearly grasp. — William Lane Craig Copy Share Image
In economic terms, a kiss is a commodity for which demand is always higher than supply — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
It all went by so fast, didn't it? I wish I could do it all over again, I really do. — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Within you right now is the power to do things you never dreamed possible… — Maxwell Maltz Copy Share Image
How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up. — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
A wise black man once told me... do you have any spare change you can give me? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets. — Luke Treadaway Copy Share Image
“I know you're saying something profound, but it's hard to focus when your tits are out.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
