We objected to the morality because it interfered with our sexual freedom. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier — ISetMyFriendsOnFire Copy Share Image
In the end, it’s not about failure, it’s about how much you love what you do. — Vera Wang Copy Share Image
There is a kind of sympathy with the Americans who are looked upon as liberators. — Jalal Talabani Copy Share Image
“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.” — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least… — Joe Harsel Copy Share Image
“Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
When I came out to Hollywood in 1985, I thought that I would be sitcom star. I'm a tall, skinny, goofy guy.… — Doug Jones Copy Share Image
“He texts back: I love you. I'm starting to text back, I love you, too, when my phone rings. It's Peter's house… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“What's that?" "He just fell from that tower!" "Is he dead?" "He's alive, I think." Someone bent over me. "Are you alive?"… — Liesl Shurtliff Copy Share Image
“I don’t think that you should tell me that you love me wildly, passionately, devotedly, hopelessly. Hopelessly doesn’t seem to make much… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
It's funny, I'm very analytical in my real life, but in terms of my films, I try to not analyze them at… — Noah Baumbach Copy Share Image
Instead of trying to modify what nature brought us, we embraced it, — Emmanuel Lubezki Copy Share Image
ProTip: Tell a girl she has nice lips and shell suck your dick right then and there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hope you have a miscarriage on a Walmart floor and have the baby's room already decorated. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Don’t tell me how good you make it; tell me how good it makes me when I use it. — Leo Burnett Copy Share Image
“There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.” — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
I love when my parents saybring me my wallet and I'll give you some money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I'll drop you back to test driver so fast it will make your bra snap.” — Doug Solter Copy Share Image
I'm getting so old my insurance company sends me 1/2 a calendar! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
God will never reveal more truth about himself until you have obeyed what you know already — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The council in Blackpool have given the homeless bus passes, but how would they know where to get off? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Your Ex asking to be friends after breaking up is like Kidnappers asking to keep in touch after letting you go. — Vicky Copy Share Image
Beware of bartering the Word of God for a more suitable conception of your own. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny. — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around. — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
