I've always maintained that people that are funny and smart can do anything in film. — Jeff Baena Copy Share Image
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. — Charles Osgood Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list? — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did. — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
It's funny, because what happens to me when I read a script, when something grabs hold of me, I start getting these… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void… — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
“Alice opened the door when I rang. She had on green pyjamas and held a hairbrush in one hand. She looked wearily… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
A lot of times in comedy, and also in podcasting and television, there are different kinds of voices that can be celebrated.… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
If I simply live the principles that appear to be truth for me, I will touch the lives of those I am… — Marlo Morgan Copy Share Image
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead...While you do not know life, how… — Confucius Copy Share Image
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do. — Chelsea Martin Copy Share Image
Authenticity is about where it comes from; validity is about whether it works. — John Michael Greer Copy Share Image
The ultimate condition of production is therefore the reproduction of the conditions of production — Louis Althusser Copy Share Image
I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last. — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
A Canadian is someone who keeps asking the question, 'What is a Canadian? — Irving Layton Copy Share Image
We live in a generation where DELETING HISTORY is more important than CREATING HISTORY =D — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I want my tombstone to read YOU ARE HERE with a red arrow pointing down. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt Copy Share Image
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Theres one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbors. — Clyde Moore Copy Share Image
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you ever look through old pictures and wonder, Where the hell did that shirt go? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think TV remotes should have a button that allows you to kill the person on the screen. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. — Vanessa Bayer Copy Share Image
Tension is a habit. Relaxing is a habit. Bad habits can be broken, good habits formed. — William James Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
I'm well aware when i've to use suck me or fuck me. Yea I'm classy like that! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
