Your habit of drinking hot coffee during the heat wave has us worried you're trying to kill yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot.' She's a person, not a temperature — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we think of our work as a gift, it radically changes what we create. — James Victore Copy Share Image
Nayeon always makes me laugh, and she is so funny when we are together. She is older than me, and she really… — Momo Hirai Copy Share Image
“While he sat there he decided he would buy a waterbed. He had always imagined owning a waterbed when he was successful,… — Lisa Moore Copy Share Image
“Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made… — John Kennebrew Copy Share Image
“Charlie waves me on, then leans an elbow on his chair. Propping his head up with a finger by his temple. He's… — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
“The dog growled again, long and ferocious. The hair on my neck tingled. And just when I knew he would attack, a… — Carol Petrie Copy Share Image
Too much is bad...like LOVE if it is too much...it's entertaining, it's crazy. So.. Government warning: Two timer is dangerous to your… — Innah Delos Angeles Copy Share Image
Isn't it funny that God takes you and puts you through the unendurable, and then, at the moment you have just begun… — Richard Dreyfuss Copy Share Image
“One of these days I'm gonna beat him in the face with the butt of my service revolver until an eyeball pops… — John Layman Copy Share Image
I can't do anything without the ball so when I don't have it I have to go get it! — Daryl Morey Copy Share Image
How will you go about finding that thing the nature of which is totally unknown to you? — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
Your vacation depends upon the book that tells you where to go, and it is called your cheque book. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Life rejuvenates and acquires energy when it multiplies: It is enriched, not impoverished! — Pope Francis Copy Share Image
Success is feminine and like a woman, if you cringe before her, she will override you — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
God has a funny way of giving you the answer when you get your mind away from goofy things. — Rudy Ruettiger Copy Share Image
Kicking a guy in the balls, is basically kick his future childrens in the face. — Jay Copy Share Image
When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The permissiveness of society must be balanced with authoritativene ss. — Ferdinand Marcos Copy Share Image
My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I wonder if Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never finish my Eraser because It Is either Stolen, Lost or Cut In Half...:D — Pratibha Copy Share Image
The better I get, the more I realize how much better I can get. — Martina Navratilova Copy Share Image
Socially, it is funny. People are annoyed because, really who is a clown?. — Eric Davis Copy Share Image
I'm afraid of pretty much everything, but there's something inside me that is addicted to scaring myself. — Gina Carano Copy Share Image
Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The destiny of nations depends on how they nourish themselves. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
Going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a prossitute for a hug — Zane Raymond Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
