It is not for me (to decide). It is up to the company to decide whether the price is fair or not. — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Cinema was haywire in the 1980s. It was a funny period in films then. — Karan Kapoor Copy Share Image
The thing I don't get about paedophilia... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy? — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You might as well be happy. No one gives a fuck if you're sad anyway so stop complaining. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fans, when they see me, they're like, 'Rah, he's a real funny person,' but everyone who grew up with me is like,… — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
In a fake and pretending world, being natural and true makes you an alien…attracting the still functional curious brains and boggles out… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
The camera guys can't mess up. God bless them, they hardly ever do. But they literally don't know what's going to happen… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t think I forgot you tried to lie to me again.” “So, how long is it gonna take for… — Sarah Brianne Copy Share Image
I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought… — Lisa Kudrow Copy Share Image
Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards. — Geoffrey Parfitt Copy Share Image
Only by constantly exposing myself to someone better than I have I been able to improve. — Joe Hyams Copy Share Image
I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong. — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
Dear restroom, you aren't just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when Phineas & Ferb never go to school but they're still smarter than you :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let the bees know you're coming. — Winnie The Pooh Copy Share Image
A real man doesn't need a whole lot of women to make him feel like a king, only ONE! The ONE! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
“Not that I can think of. In fact, I have never met anyone who didn’t like gargoyles.” — Shayla Orick Copy Share Image
That little dance your thumbs dowhen you don't know how to answer to a text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want you to have a candle- lit dinner and say those magical three words to you... Pay The bill! — Ritu Copy Share Image
You never realize what you have until its gone. Toilet paper is a good example. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
There is nothing pleasanter than spading when the ground is soft and damp. — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
It is quite possible for the vulgar to be funny, but to succeed, it must rise to a certain genius. — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Everything must have a beginning ... and that beginning must be linked to something that went before. — Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Copy Share Image
