Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Only ask and you will get what you are needing, the rest is up to you. — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
A wise man once told me, no matter how HOT she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass.… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
My idea of a perfect date? Hmm, I think the perfect date would be if he took me to the beach at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women have always been funny. I got asked so many times in interviews when I was younger, 'Can women be funny?' And… — Rebecca Front Copy Share Image
“Do you like my brother?" And there goes Dan's confidence. He keeps his eyes resolutely on the field. "Uh... yes? I mean...… — Kate Sherwood Copy Share Image
The follow your dreams thing is really important because so many people are railroaded into taking other paths by their family, their… — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
Or what? You'll release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark they… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's funny because I remember when I came to the U.S. with 'Swimming Pool,' the movie did well, and it was great… — Ludivine Sagnier Copy Share Image
I dreamt that I woke up. It's the oldest dream of all, and I've just had it — Julian Barnes Copy Share Image
What I like the most about you is that you can make me laugh, when nothing's even funny. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Let us live, my Lesbia, and let us love. Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus — Catullus Copy Share Image
My house isn't messy. Those are just obstacles I've put in place for any Burglars that try to break in... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's my personal perspective that you live as hard and as vigorously as you can... — Diem Brown Copy Share Image
I am paid by the word, so I always write the shortest words possible. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch. — Hermione Gingold Copy Share Image
Boy: Hey, I think a crayon raped your face? Oh wait, never mind, that's your makeup. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important. — Milo Bloom Copy Share Image
Life doesn't happen along interstates. It's against the law. — William Least Heat-Moon Copy Share Image
I go back to where I came from, to where I was before I was born, that’s all. — Albert Hofmann Copy Share Image
Once a relationship is done, it's done. You can't do that back and forth thing. — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
Friends. They are so beautiful and so awkward it's like watching a unicorn run into a window screen. — UnicornLegends Copy Share Image
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
For things to change you've got to change. Otherwise, nothing much will change. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
I just bashed my head on the keyboard and accidently wrote the 5th Twilight book! — Rexxy Rhode Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only we knew what was happening when we pray, we would never cease to pray. — Louie Giglio Copy Share Image
