That Moment When You're Having One Of The Moments You See In Romance Movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. — James M. Barrie Copy Share Image
I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Travelling is good for your health and necessary for your amusement. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
My insomnia is so bad that even when I do sleep I dream about lying awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. — Reinhard Bonnke Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in… — Ann Romney Copy Share Image
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to… — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
I now know Im psychic, because every time I go see a fortune teller, I know everything she says will be absolute… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it.… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Funny in Michigan you can be a seasonal boyfriend and in the summer you can take off But in the winter you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's the funny thing: Nothing drives a performance like an audience that gives back and even takes over. ECW was a product… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
Look, tennis is a funny sport. I always try to do my best and play as best as I can. — Bernard Tomic Copy Share Image
If strippers are called dancers, then drug dealers should be called pharmacists. — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou Copy Share Image
I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
When your girl is on her period, she will become the devil, just shut up, agree and tell her she is gorgeous. — Brian Wright Copy Share Image
Me without you would be like Facebook without friends, YouTube without videos And Google with no results... — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Live honestly to a higher note. Life is too short. So, do the best you can and live your life to a… — Kimora Lee Simmons Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I will be there, just incase it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a hidden wild side, and the older I get the more it comes out. — Martie Maguire Copy Share Image
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas. — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you. — Gail Carson Levine Copy Share Image
Come on... I'm just a fruit.. what else do you think of me?? - BANANA (o.O) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'll eat rabbit pellets before you get me into something pink with ruffles.” — Deb Baker Copy Share Image
What am I listening to? -A playlist that consists of Justin Bieber and One Direction.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cats are better than any vice. They're not fattening, dangerous, or expensive. However, they can be addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I follow you, don't tweet about your boyfriend because I'm your boyfriend until further notice. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything is transient. Everything is constantly changing. The only thing we have is now. — Jessica Lange Copy Share Image
The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
